1.Midgets
Yo, check it I was chillin' on the livingroom floor
Playin' Scrabble wit' ma homies, but I got real bored
Heard a knock at the door
Didn't know what was in store
Standin' there were two people, they was three foot four
Yo
(Midgaaaats)
Yo, midgets in tha house!
(Midgaaaats)
One midget in a blouse!
(Midgaaaats)
Still larger than a mouse.
(Midgaaaats)
Yo, midgets in tha house.
Sup I said as they came in and patrolled
They had an air about them that made them seem real bold.
And guess what they then told
Started to scream, scare, and scold
They thought they were going to die from being too cold.
What they thought was that I was the superintendant.
They came to complain that their heater was real bent.
Said You're looking for Kent
You can find him in the tent
But he prolly won't replace it because He's all spent
2.Headband of Flesh
Headband of Flesh
Headband of flesh
Headband of flesh
Headband of flesh
Headband of flesh
First you knock out a person
And take the flesh from their forehead.
Then you knock out two more persons,
AND TAKE THE FLESH FROM THEIR CHEEKS INSTEAD!
To stitch together a headband,
You need a needle of bone.
And instead of using thread,
YOU USE INTESTINES TO SEW!
Why would you want a headband？
Of course you need it to join my gang.
Because you need a headband
IF WITH THE FLESHIES YOU WANT TO HANG!
I'm warning you...
All of you!
This will be the last time you are told...
Retreive your headbands!
Because not only do you need them to be on our side,
But if you do not wish your life to be stolen from under your
pathetic little feet,
I suggest that you do construct and don one indeed.
Get your headbands before we get you.
GET YOUR HEADBANDS OF FLESH!
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